I think I’ve had a few brilliant ideas in my life that would certainly revolutionize the world as we know it for the better. There’s kind of a problem though. You see, I’m not a brilliant mad scientist who can manipulate atoms and electrons and all that nonsense to my will, which when you think about it, is a bit of a bummer. Many times on my long commute up to school I’ve contemplated the idea of a hovercraft-mobile; a car that could hover maybe 30ft or so above the ground and easily speed over the great lumbering trucks or sleepy grandmothers who drive slowly along in my way.

I think with a few million or billion dollars at my disposal, I could easily finance the research and development of many incredible ideas that might be overlooked by the current Scientific elitists.