Everywhere and Everything but Me
(in which the tongue is in the cheek)
By the way, I’m the best,
Don’t look there—
It’s here you should invest.
If there’s a problem
It must be you,
Fix that and change yourself,
I’ll soon shine—as good as new!
The blame you’ve named
Is surely misplaced.
Challenging me is foolish,
Why set yourself up for humiliating disgrace?
Don’t forget—I’m the best,
Even like this,
I’m better than the rest…
Wait! Wait! I don’t agree!
Perhaps reconsider,
If you don’t, you’ll see.
Dec 3rd 2004
Let’s see…this must be a transcript from your latest pickup hoops game. Or am I “projecting” again? Heh heh
Dec 6th 2004
Ariel, you’ve seen the truth. This eloquent trash-talk is the first sneak-peek leaked to the public of my latest and most brilliant Oratorio, entitled: Shakespeare in the Hood . The lines themselves are an excerpt from a soaring Aria of epic proportion.
Dec 11th 2004
LOL