Signs of the Times

CChurch Sign of the Day:

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

Most enraginghurch sign I’ve ever beheld:

We’re not depressed because we’re blessed.

(what do you think of that?!)

2 Comments

  1. Trev Diesel
    Jan 7, 2005

    Oh, my…

    …that’s really awful.

    I have a mad, sickning dislike for church signs. It’s as if someone is going to drive by and say, “Gee, that’s witty. I think I’ll go there.” …plus the fact that they whittle the gospel down into a 12-word quip.

    Ugh.

    “God answers Knee-mail.”
    “Free trip to heaven, details inside.”
    “Eternity: Smoking, or non-smoking.”
    “Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”

  2. Anonymous
    Jan 8, 2005

    >>We’re not depressed because we’re blessed.< <

    A little consonance does not a theologian make.

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