Signs of the Times
Church Sign of the Day:
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
Most enraging Church sign I’ve ever beheld:
We’re not depressed because we’re blessed.
(what do you think of that?!)
Church Sign of the Day:
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
Most enraging Church sign I’ve ever beheld:
We’re not depressed because we’re blessed.
(what do you think of that?!)
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Jan 7th 2005
Oh, my…
…that’s really awful.
I have a mad, sickning dislike for church signs. It’s as if someone is going to drive by and say, “Gee, that’s witty. I think I’ll go there.” …plus the fact that they whittle the gospel down into a 12-word quip.
Ugh.
“God answers Knee-mail.”
“Free trip to heaven, details inside.”
“Eternity: Smoking, or non-smoking.”
“Forbidden fruit creates many jams.”
Jan 8th 2005
>>We’re not depressed because we’re blessed.< <
A little consonance does not a theologian make.