Icicles

The Icicles are melting; inverted stalagmites of transclucent brilliance drip frigid water on the ground.

And all I’m really thinking is that there is a row of crystal daggers awaiting my firm grip; after I wrench them from the gutter I can violently smash them into a wayside tree and rejoice as the cold glass splinters into a thousand pieces.

Or else I could pretend they are flavorless popsicles (capable only of producing brainfreeze and acid-snow induced sickness)…

3 Comments

  1. Dan Price
    Jan 28, 2005

    stalactites?

  2. tim
    Jan 28, 2005

    stalactites hang down from the top of a cave, stalagmites are on the floor of a cave and stick up (hence my inverting them to describe icicles).

  3. Boy of Destiny
    Jan 28, 2005

    Tim did you know that the average icicle grows 5 to 6 in. Of couse not, your to busy cuting them down… You know your lucky you get lots of icicles, meanwhile here in KC we get none, I’m thirsty…

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