Decongestant

From a coworker:

You’ve never fully experienced marriage until you’ve experienced your spouse vomit on you…

Not sure if I look forward to that one…

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3 Comments

  1. The Sasquatch
    Sep 30, 2005

    What if somebody else’s spouse vomits on me? Is that some sort of marital infidelity? Whose fault would it be?

    And, most importnatly, who has to clean it all up?

    the above comment was mine. I deleted it because I none can spell too good-like

  2. tim
    Oct 1, 2005

    You’ve obviously raised some important questions, Mr. Sasquatch.

    Vomituous-promiscuity, i.e., vomiting on non-family members when one is already married, would seem, at first glance, to always be the fault of the vomiter. But this issue grows murkier with each moment spent in contemplation.

    One thing that does seem evident, however, is the fact that having someone elses spouse vomit on you does not mean infidelity. They could actually be engaged in self-defense.

    This scenario is certainly complicated, are there other considerations to add to the table?

  3. jimi
    Oct 3, 2005

    yeah, i’ll add something. What does this say for sibling (or child) vomit? i mean, when they’re growing up – they yak on you on regular intervals…speking of murkier

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