Thesbian Extraordinaire
So I am in a play coming out soon; it’s not Broadway, which is good because it means that you can come to it for mere pennies; actually free, I’ve heard. I’m not in a main role, which undoubtedly disappoints some of you, but I do appear in an entire scene.
Come to the play and I will bow to you at the end.
Ok. I’ll be there
just make sure you don’t get stage fright, or run off when dad yells at the top of his lungs whenever you appear (which should be rarely, considering your looks, any of the ladies see you and they faint right away, which could be bad, or good) “Hey!! thats my son, thats my son!! YEAH!! you rock tim!!!”