Deductive Dentistry

If the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom then my tetra-impactions prove that wisdom in at least one of its forms is only semi-natural and may cause catastrophic pain.

Alas, all of my wisdom teeth will be forcibly removed on Thursday morn. So where will that leave me?

Perhaps pondering the inevitability of textual deductive distortion, which really seems to throw philosophy on its ear, or better–popping pain-killers and watermelon while listening to books on tape. Suggestions?

3 Comments

  1. SquirrleyMojo
    Aug 14, 2006

    sleep it off.
    no reading,
    no eating.

    just sleep.

  2. jed dearing
    Aug 14, 2006

    i couldn’t even watch movies right after i had mine out…i know some people who are right back up the next day. lets hope that is you.
    if not, Calvin and Hobbes are always entertaining reading in a semi-concious, mind numbed state.

  3. tim
    Aug 15, 2006

    You both have confirmed my suspicions…

    The worst I’ve heard so far is from one person who has no memory of an entire week due to the surgery.

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