Through the Eye of a Needle

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‘Look at that!’

‘What?’

‘That crazy old driver keeps bumping the Beamer with his van.’

‘Guess parking spots are hard to find. ‘

‘I’d be pissed if that was my 745.’

10 minutes later.

‘Looks like van-guy finally squeezed his car into the spot.’

‘Too bad for the Beamer, eh?’

‘Could have managed it sooner if he’d of cut off the bumpers. ‘

‘Pass the ketchup please.’